Boy, am I in the wrong line of work .........
lady calls a plumber because her plumbing doesn't work
plumber shows up and she shows him the plumbing
plumber pulls hammer out of tool kit, bangs on pipe, and says "that will be
$350 m'am"
lady says "just for banging on the pipe?"
plumber says "no m'am, it's for knowing where to bang on the pipe"
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