"J T" wrote in message
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Tue, Oct 24, 2006, 3:19pm (EDT-2) (Chris Friesen)
doth sayeth:
At the local walking store snip

How do they keep it from wandering away? How many feet does it
have? Inquiring minds want to know.

It's made of sentient pearwood and the previous owner is buried in the
basement so it never wants to go anywhere.