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Default driveway statues - looking for ideas


Philip Lewis wrote:
tater writes:
something that makes you want to loose your lunch or turn around and
leave would be in the right vein.


mind you, a statue like the above would make me want to come in and
meat (sic) the neat folk that live there.


so what would scare you off? so far everyones suggestions have been
real weak (c'mon, a hillary? i want **SCARY**)

I might suggest getting in touch with you local iron-maker and butcher.
Large spikes with rotting flesh might make want to turn around and leave.


sounds like a start, I think that maybe bent up circular saw blades
with lots of bloodstains might also work.

might also look into mechanicals with lots and lots of gun barrels.