Tater wrote:
and please dont tell me to google, thats where i've been for the past
hour.

looking for some honest to goodness scary statues for bordering my
driveway. nothing comical, nothing mildly scary. something that makes
you want to loose your lunch or turn around and leave would be in the
right vein.

Here in NY a hillary statue would do the trick- but make sure there's
not a line from the road, through it, towards your house.

Dave