"Tater" wrote in message
oups.com...
and please dont tell me to google, thats where i've been for the past
hour.

looking for some honest to goodness scary statues for bordering my
driveway. nothing comical, nothing mildly scary. something that makes
you want to loose your lunch or turn around and leave would be in the
right vein.


Have you looked for gargoyles? Nifty ones show up at antique dealers
sometimes.