"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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Mary Fisher wrote:

There are too many uglinesses to choose from but aircraft are doubly ugly
because of their noise. Triply because of their pollution but that's
another story.


Mmm. Per passenger mile they generate less noise and pollution than any
other form of transport bar possibly a sailing ship.

If you want ugly, how about overweight daft minded old hags stalking te
Internet ;-)

Oh about senile dopes from snotty uni's?