George wrote:

"mac davis" wrote in message
...
...
Women sew, I can't even mend straight....

Sewing is not that tough, George... think of the sewing machine as a
band
saw..
*g*

My wife helped me make a couple of shop aprons and I actually found
myself
enjoying running the machine... I didn't do it well, but it was
interesting..

Read the last line quickly, and out loud.

Huh?? I know it's Monday morning, but I guess that went over my head??

Old joke. Mend straight = menstruate. More or less distinguishes us
from the women.

Thanks George. I kept trying to figure out the play on words in

"My wife helped me make a couple of shop aprons and I actually found
myself enjoying running the machine... I didn't do it well, but it was
interesting"

That was the last line in the previous post. We can all sleep easy again...

....Kevin
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Kevin Miller
http://www.alaska.net/~atftb
Juneau, Alaska
Registered Linux User No: 307357