"mac davis" wrote in message
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Women sew, I can't even mend straight....

Sewing is not that tough, George... think of the sewing machine as a
band
saw..
*g*

My wife helped me make a couple of shop aprons and I actually found
myself
enjoying running the machine... I didn't do it well, but it was
interesting..

Read the last line quickly, and out loud.

Huh?? I know it's Monday morning, but I guess that went over my head??

Old joke. Mend straight = menstruate. More or less distinguishes us from
the women.