On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 14:37:37 -0700, Abe wrote:

Unfortunately, recently, I've
noticed an awful smell in and around the powder room. This smell is
only noticeable if it is raining outside.
My wife complains of a similar problem, rain or shine. Seems to happen
about 6:30 every morning
And what time do you wake up?
I would guess between 6:00 and 6:29

Stop eating beans before bed and you wont fart when you get out of
bed. The average man who eats beans before bed develops 150 to 220 lbs
of gas pressure while sleeping. Upon waking this is released.