Oh no, mailboxes.

"Steve B" wrote in message
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"J T" wrote in message
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JOAT
I am not paranoid. I do not "think" people are after me. I "know" damn
well they're after me.


It's not being paranoid when they actually ARE after you.

Only one thing better than what you have there, and that is to line the
tinny box with plate steel so that when those wiseacres come by with their
baseball bats, they get a big surprise. I used to live in the country,
and
lost a couple of mailboxes. Then I lined a new shiny one with 3/8" plate,
and I'd get about one new ding a year. I figured it was someone else
turning 16 and getting a driver's license. I never saw them do it, but
would have given a days pay to see that.

Man, that's gotta hurt.

Steve