Larry Jaques wrote:
It cracks me up to see people worry about garage door springs,
especially the newer (safer, totally caged) torsion types. They'll
hang off the top of a ladder on one foot using a chainsaw but a pair
of 18" rods and a setscrew are far too dangerous to attempt.
Priceless! g

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If you fall off a ladder, you have time for a quick prayer.

If a spring breaks, you die before you can get your **** straight with God.