Fri, Sep 1, 2006, 3:06am (EDT+4)
(The3rd*Earl*Of*Derby) doth burble:
Whats all this got to do with woodworking?
Should be in...alt.binaries.silly-inventions

Wooden boat, naturally.

You ain't been around here too long have you? Your behaviour will
be reported to the Cabal.

There is no Cabal.

The Woodworking Gods are a bit miffed with you too.



JOAT
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Mercy and lawyers were invented by the guilty.