jim rozen wrote:

In article , pyotr filipivich
says...

Cartoon: man standing looking "lost". Caption "I wish someone would
invent a phone with a cord on it so that you could find it!"

Look, the *last* thing I need is a portable,

That reminds me of a joke by Steven Wright: "I invented the cordless extension
cord."

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