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You problem is that you are equating "natural" with "environmentally
friendly".

Here, have some of this natural herbal tonic.

I make it myself from the finest belladonna and henbane, with just a
dash of hemlock.

Can't do you any harm, it's all natural and it's got herbs in.

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Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.