On Tue, 1 Aug 2006 15:11:28 +0100, Doctor Drivel wrote:

You have been in trouble with the police before, haven't you?

No Drivel, I work for the police.

Now substantiate your tale give the crime reference number, collar number
of the officer dealing with the incident, their surname and the contact
number. I'll accept the force enquiry centre number or the number of your
local police station.

If you fail to give those details, as you have already, you show yourself
up for a bul****ter.

If you fail to give those details a second time you show yourself to be a
liar, a coward and a malicious complainer.