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Al Bundy

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The Essential Guide To Organizing Your Home SALE

Jam Packed With Tips and Techniques!!
Get Organized Now!

Due to the tremendous success of this helpful resource,

If such a success, why pimp it on newsgroups?

we are running a special sale price for it!

Oh wow. A special price. I Must pay attention.

Be one of the
thousands who are learning how to organize their home

Hide their ****

using this ebook, The Essential Guide to Organizing
Your Home.

Unless you have some magical powers like Mary Poppins, you
know that cleaning and organizing your home can be a
daunting task.

especially whey you only do it once every leap year.

With The Essential Guide To Organizing Your
Home, that task will become much easier. Inside

How can a computer document have a dimensional "inside"???

you will
find practical tips and techniques to rid every room in
your house of clutter and keep it that way.

It's called turn off the damn TV and throw out all that useless **** "you
might need someday".

Do you shudder when you think of people coming over to
visit unannounced?

You are a pig.

Do you panic when you get a message on
your answering machine that family is coming-and they left
4 hours ago (and it's a 5 hour trip)?

You are ashamed of yourself because you are a slob.

Do you try to "clean"
before your cleaning lady comes?

If you have a cleaning lady and the place is still a mess what exactly
does she do?

Can you not afford a
cleaning lady and try to do it yourself,

Wouldn't try. Too lazy to do it in the first place.

ending up
discouraged, frustrated, and thinking it's just impossible?

It is because you are lazy and have been living like a slob so long.

The Essential Guide To Organizing Your Home is your
solution. Now you can dive right in with this easy to

"dive right in"....Acme book of sucker sales lines.

follow, room by room guide to a clean and organized home.

The Essential Guide To Organizing Your Home is the ultimate
guide to maintaining a clutter free home.

Again, just throw **** out!

Order your copy
today and get organized now!

more Acme book of sucker sales lines.

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