On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:01:48 -0700, "Matthew Reed" nospam at zootal
dot com nospam wrote:


"Abe" wrote in message
.. .
The water level in my well is dropping, which I understand is normal for
this time of year. Once it drops below the pickup, I can't pump any more.
Is
there anything that can be done to deepen the well or clean out the
bottom,
or am I stuck with what I have? The well is 17 feet deep, I don't know how
much debris or mud might be at the bottom. I have a 2" pipe going into the
ground. The guy that drilled it dropped a stick of dynamite into it and
blew
out the bottom, but I don't know how big of a cavity might be down there.
Troll.


And what, exactly, about this post makes you think I'm a troll?


You ARE a TROLL. Everything you said indicates that you are a troll.
You can not escape it. Everyone on the internet knows for fact that
you are a troll. You have the word "troll" written all over you.
Worse let, you're attempt at trolling was extremely poor. You win no
awards for your trolling. You could have been much more creative and
then you would have gotten many more bites on your troll bait. I'm
sorry to tell you this, but you flunk. Go back to troll school and
start your lessons over. Maybe next time you can do better.
For this post, you receive a MINUS 50 on the trollometer.

About the well issue. 17 feet is NOT a well, it's a puddle. It
collects contaminated surface water which is unsuitable for human
consumption. Everytime a dog urinates on the lawn, you will be
drinking that urine. Of course a troll such as you don't know that to
qualify as a well, it must be at least 40 feet, and in most cases is
100 feet, or may be as much as 1000 feet, or even more.

Either way, dont worry about it. The world will be destroyed by
terrorists before the end of 2006, most likely this August. The US
government is not protecting you or anyone, in fact they are
terrorists themselves. You will unlikely run out of water before that,
and if you do, buy bottled water for the last few weeks of life, or
better yet, drink alcoholic beverages. I know this. When the bombs
start to drop, I will be drinking lots of alcohol.

Come to think of it...... If your well "expert" used dynamite, he's
most likely a terrorist himself and I'd be very careful not to tell
him anything. He has most likely already stolen your identity and is
impersonating you on the internet. He just does not yet know that
he's impersonating a troll. Once he finds out about your trolling, he
will come over to your home and blast you to pieces by placing
dynamite in the base of your toilet. The next time you sit down to
take a ****, ***** BOOM *****

---- Beware ....... TROLLS DIE QUICKLY !!!!! ----

.............. You Lose ...........

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