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My house was hit by lightning back in 48. Everyone that lived there
was killed. I still recall my own funeral was held 3 days later,
because my penis exploded from the overheated urine, and aunt
Gertrude's breasts exploded from pressure of the the boiling milk. It
was horrible to see. The insurance adjuster blamed the deaths on the
lightning bolt. It turned out the lightning bolt was not grounded.
God was charged with murder and found guilty. They are still trying
to get him in prison but he always escapes the second they capture
him.

Oh why don't you just get a life!!!