On Sat, 8 Jul 2006 01:09:48 +0100, Paul Andrews wrote
(in article ):

----- Original Message -----
From: "Grumpy owd man"
Newsgroups: uk.d-i-y
Sent: Friday, July 07, 2006 10:10 PM
Subject: Tools for grown-ups


My daughter got asked to produce proof of age when buying a cheese
grater from Matalan.

It's all for the grater good...



You just wanted a slicer the action..