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from John Rumm contains these words:

My daughter got asked to produce proof of age when buying a cheese
grater from Matalan.

I am just trying to visualise the scene now... "give me your wallet, or
else I am going to give you a nasty scratch really slowly!" ;-)

Sounds like my then three year old daughter wandering round the back
garden dressed as a dalek. She dumped the whisk in favour of a cheese
grater and merrily threatened people with "EXFOLIATE".

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Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.