Jason wrote:
Unfortunately, he either doesn't know or isn't willing to give me any
information on it. I tried that at first, but he was more interested
in trampling all of my not-so-cheap flowers and shrubs to listen.


Well, LOOK at the goddamn thing! Does it have writing on it? If so, what
does the writing say?

All we can tell so far is you have a mysterious box plugged into your house.
Best guess, absent any other information, is it's a miniature nuclear power
station. Or pigeon coop.