The Rush Limbaugh Rap (song)

CAN'T GET IT UP
CAN'T GET IT UP
CAN'T GET IT UP
LIMBAUGH CAN'T GET IT UP

HIS DICK IS LIMP
JUST LIKE HIS PIMP
THE VIAGRA HE POPS
GETS HIM BUSTED BY THE COPS

CAN'T GET IT UP
CAN'T GET IT UP
CAN'T GET IT UP
LIMBAUGH CAN'T GET IT UP

HE THINKS HE'S TOUGH
WE'VE ALL HAD ENOUGH
HIS DICK TOOK A HIKE
CAN'T EVEN SCREW A DIKE

CAN'T GET IT UP
CAN'T GET IT UP
CAN'T GET IT UP
LIMBAUGH CAN'T GET IT UP

BUSH IS HIS MAN
ALONG WITH COLTIER, ANN
HIS COCK IS THE SIZE OF A FLEA
HE FINDS IT HARD TO PEE

CAN'T GET IT UP
CAN'T GET IT UP
CAN'T GET IT UP
LIMBAUGH CAN'T GET IT UP

HE BLOWS HOT AIR ON THE RADIO
WHILE PLAYING WITH THE DICK OF HIS HERO
HE KEEPS HIS MICROPHONE SHINY
BECAUSE HIS PECKER IS SO TINY

CAN'T GET IT UP
CAN'T GET IT UP
CAN'T GET IT UP
LIMBAUGH CAN'T GET IT UP
...... LIMBAUGH CAN'T GET IT UP