"Mekon" wrote in message
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1. Thou shalt not paint
2. Thou shalt do all thy can to ensure that thou leavethe the shop with
the
same number of body parts in roughly the same place as you entered it.
3. Thou shalt extract dust as it is an abomination to thy lungs.
4. Thou shalt remove ties and loose clothing before operating machinery
5. Thou shalt sharpen thy tools and treat them with respect, for they are
wondrous in our eyes
6. Thou shalt measure twice and make assunder once for a cut once made is
impossible to unmake and wood that is too short is an abomination.
7. Thou shall unplug thy tools before changing any parts lest thy parts
become changed.
8. Thou shalt use the right tool for the right job for that is the purpose
for which they are ordained.
9. Thou shalt oil thy table saw tops and other bare steel tools as rust is
an abomination in the shop
10. Thou shalt avoid borrowing tools but return promptly and in good
repair
all those which thou has borrowed.

Mekon

Funny!

Suggestion for:
#1 Never paint wood sold by the board foot, except for poplar/alder

#5 A dull tool is usually used by the same.

#10 If you borrow it once, fine, however, if you ask to borrow it again, you
need to buy one!

Dave



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