"Gary Coffman" wrote in message
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On Mon, 08 Dec 2003 04:19:10 GMT, Gunner wrote:
If you dont have any solutions..then you are part of the problem.

Well, here are some modest suggestions.

Really seriously crack down on weapons possession by anyone in the
US except authorized federal agents. A weapon will be defined as
anything any federal agent deems to be a weapon, or looks like a
weapon. Violators will be summarily executed.

No travel more than a quarter mile from your registered residence will
be allowed without a permit. *Everyone* must be required to show their
identity papers and travel permits at Homeland Security checkpoints
located throughout our cities, and at security barriers erected anywhere
else. Failure to show proper documentation to HS troopers is grounds
for summary execution.

Strip and lock all passengers in their seats on commercial aircraft,
trains, and buses. (Private vehicles must be banned completely.)

Detain and strip search anyone coming within a quarter mile of a
federal building, school (its for the children), or other possible
terrorist target on foot.

Private homes can be searched at any time for any reason at the
government's discretion.

Telephone and data communications can be monitored at any time
for any reason, and the parties to the communications do not have
to be notified that they're being monitored.

If anyone looks Arabic, shoot missiles at him, his wife, his children,
his grandchildren, and anyone else who happens to be passing on
the street. Dynamite his home.

Etc.

What? You don't like those ideas? Then you're part of the problem,
and can be summarily executed for voicing such subversive thoughts.

Gary

Gary what is the matter with you? The government has been looking
for just such a plan and you said it out loud. We are all doomed now!

Pete.