wrote:

I just went into my attic to look for leaks. I noticed a strong bad
odor as soon as I got up there. Then I found a skeleton laying on the
floor in the insulation, directly on top of an exposed electrical box
with bare wires. I never called any electricians, so it's not one of
them. I never was robbed so it's not a robber, and no one else has
been hired to work in my attic. The only possibility is that my wife
hired someone, but she's been gone for over two years after she
mysteriously vanished and has never been found by the authorities, and
that was over two years ago.

How could this dead body get in my attic?

A skeleton with no clothing means a naked person went up into
your attic and got electrocuted. The only reason a naked person
goes anywhere is to get laid. So someone went to the attic to
get laid and got fried instead.

It's better than even money that it is your wife. The good news
is you can collect the insurance money. The bad news is you is
da prime suspect. Get a lawyer ASAP and try to concoct a great
story.