Jim Tiberio wrote:
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I just went into my attic to look for leaks. I noticed a strong bad
odor as soon as I got up there. Then I found a skeleton laying on the
floor in the insulation, directly on top of an exposed electrical box
with bare wires. I never called any electricians, so it's not one of
them. I never was robbed so it's not a robber, and no one else has
been hired to work in my attic. The only possibility is that my wife
hired someone, but she's been gone for over two years after she
mysteriously vanished and has never been found by the authorities, and
that was over two years ago.

How could this dead body get in my attic?

Hmmm. Could be a problem if you ever try to sell this house, and the
buyer's home inspector checks under the skeleton and finds those bare
wires.