I don't quote the ngs much, but the guy who said "Soylent Brown, it's
poople." got quoted. L, but not out loud.

"chuckster" wrote in message
oups.com...
Dog doo will make your grass green but... if you step on it it will
make your carpets brown. (I saw this fact, in a Chinese fortune
cookie.)

AKA Gray Asphalt wrote:
What is is that makes the lawn green around the edges of dog crap?
Nitrogen?
I wonder if anyone has ever stirred up some crap diluted with water and
spread it on a lawn. It seems to be better than whatever else people use
and
the green seems to stay for a long time around the dead center of the
ex-crap.