"Bray Haven" wrote in message
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My apologies to all jack- and jenny asses of the four-legged type.

Ed Huntress

I'll convey that to my ass. I'm sure he'll accept. When he won the
national
show, My wife bragged to her friends that her husband had the best ass in
America. She usually added that I show my ass a lot (But I always wash it
first) ).

Are you serious? You raise asses to show? Jeez, we have an AKC wirehaired
dachsund (Jake's Ghost Buster, but "Buster" to us), but...do you let them
get up on the sofa? Do they get fancy registered names?

Ed Huntress