EricP wrote:
On Thu, 08 Jun 2006 22:48:56 GMT, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:

Lobster wrote:


Does this make any sense to anyone?

Curling tongs don't make any sense whatsoever to any of the male
species. Purchase a large garden shed and hide in it, claiming the
complete inability to repair anything girlie. Any repair attempt
will inevitably fail and cause endless agro which will be your
fault. Make her waste even more money on a new set.

I know about these things - I have a wife & two
daughters.....................

You can't have!

The proper course of action is to study the tongs for a few days. Then
announce he needs a workshop to go further. Nip out and get a decent
garden shed. Equip it lavishly with power and heating. Then say he
can't do anything with it.

*Nods in agreement and profers an oil-stained hand to a fellow sheddi*

Si