Lobster wrote:


Does this make any sense to anyone?

Curling tongs don't make any sense whatsoever to any of the male species.
Purchase a large garden shed and hide in it, claiming the complete inability
to repair anything girlie. Any repair attempt will inevitably fail and
cause endless agro which will be your fault. Make her waste even more money
on a new set.

I know about these things - I have a wife & two
daughters.....................


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Dave
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