On Thu, 4 Sep 2003 15:44:58 +0100, "Paul C. Dickie"
wrote:

As one is likely to damage the piano, oneself or both, I'd concur unless
the foreman was called Frederick and was given to using the exclamation,
"Right!"...

The eponymous Fred was Fred Dibnah, a feller of chimneys who favoured
the use of burning tyres and pallets, because no-one would trust the
cack-handed pillock with anything more hazardous than a bonfire night
sparkler.

Not a good role model.