"Robatoy" wrote in message

I was catching a little air one evening when I noticed a few tools on the
ground
next to a fence. I wondered what they were doing there.
As I am standing there, a hand reaches from under the fence-boards and
feels
around for those tools.... never been able to resist an opportunity for
some
comedic effect, I grabbed it and pulled real hard and bent the arm
upwards.
On the other side of the fence, I heard moaning.
No idea who it was... but I had his Casio watch for years.. and once in a
while
I'd look at the watch..... and wondered if he **** himself.

Hehe ... Many years ago, when bumming around Australia as a feisty young
lad, a burglar backed out of the window of my girlfriend-at-the-time's
apartment in Cairns just as we were coming in from a late night at the pub,
right into my arms.

... I'd bet that a day hasn't gone by since that he's not prayed that his
luck in life has changed.

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