The message
from "Dave Baker" contains these words:

You'd also be advised to lay a
sheet of cloth over the item and firkle about underneath that because when
the circlip does finally succumb to the firkling it will fly out with great
force and either take your eye out or vanish for ever into the deepest
recess of the room you are firkling in.

You mean it becomes a ping****it.

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Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.