"Robin S." wrote:

"Errol Groff" wrote in message
...

The other day my wife asked what kind of pie I would like for
TurkeyDay. I replied pumpkin or apple would be fine.

After dinner today the choices were chocolate or pineapple cream. I
asked what had happened to apple and pumpkin. There was a reason but
it is too complicated to recount here.


Thanksgiving (and Christmas) aren't complete until the personie ration
reaches 2:1 (twelve people). An you _gotta_ have pumpkin and apple (don't
even need anything else).

Regards,

Robin

Bull****! You need ice cream.G

mj