"Errol Groff" wrote in message
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The other day my wife asked what kind of pie I would like for
TurkeyDay. I replied pumpkin or apple would be fine.
After dinner today the choices were chocolate or pineapple cream. I
asked what had happened to apple and pumpkin. There was a reason but
it is too complicated to recount here.
Thanksgiving (and Christmas) aren't complete until the person
ie ration
reaches 2:1 (twelve people). An you _gotta_ have pumpkin and apple (don't
even need anything else).
Regards,
Robin