Jeff wrote:

Yeah I never could figure out why folks want really large yards
that are all grass. Often driving through the country you see
houses on about five acres all grass. Oh well, each to his own.

There nothing like getting out at the crack of dawn, turning on
your riding mower, putting a cooler of Lawnmower Ale in back, and
start cutting. It takes about two and a half beers per acre. When
you're done, you clean up the mower, go inside, mention how tired
you are, and crash. It's terrific.

Just make sure you leave your wive a list of every thing you need
for your Sunday morning two six-pack project!

Dick