The message
from Adrian Tupper
contains these words:

It sounds comical, Guy. I'd be lucky to witness all of that in one year
let alone one short journey. Or do you have a greater proportion of
incompetent drivers in Telford than the rest of us?

Actually, they're mostly OK, it was because it was so out of the
ordinary that it stuck in my mind.

--
Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.