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jusme
 
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Default OT - How to Scare Off Coyotes?

Roy,

It was a serious question. I would really like to know how big your dick
is.

I am not trying to provoke you or insult you so, there really is no need to
try to insult me either.

Thank you.


"~Roy" wrote in message
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Well asshole in inches it would still be higher than your IQ no
matter how big it is, and for the record, your momma loves it just
fine, as does your sister and wife...now run along and go back to the
rec.ponds forum like a good little sock puppet. Guess with me doing
your mom and wife and sister is keeping you form getting any huh?

On Thu, 11 May 2006 21:29:38 -0500, "jusme"
wrote:
Roy,

I am curious so I would ask you a question. How big is your dick?

Thank you.



"~Roy" wrote in message
t...

I would forego the sponge and bacon grease thing ands go with a
chunk
of cork, ground up or crushed up to crumble sized pieces. ONe or two
miller or budweiser beer bottles, busted up into pieces about 1/8 x
1/2 or just some small shards about like a pea or so.1/2 pound of
hamburger meat.

Place hamburger meat in frying pan, and add crushed ground up cork,
and glass.. Stir well and brown and simmer until its soaked into the
cork........Using gloves make a few patties, and place in conspicuous
spots for coyotes to find..........They eat these burger patties, and
during digestion the grease is supposed pulled out of the cork and it
makes it swell up (so I am told) which causes binding or impaction of
some degree to the intestinal tract. Gut and intestinal tract action
combined with glass shards cuts intestines and creates internal
hemorageing......and of course peritonitis.

I supose the sponge deal works about the same way but just causes
blockage without cutting the intestines and making them bleed and
leak
thus creating peritonitis
On Thu, 11 May 2006 17:32:23 -0700, "Steve B"
wrote:

"Mike" wrote in message
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Pieces of sponge dipped in bacon grease ought to fix them up


I have seen coyote scat. Looks like they could pass a beer can.
Please
explain how this sponge thing works.

Steve



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Put some color in your cheeks...garden naked!
"The original frugal ponder.."Since my statements are
given freely, take em or leave em, I am entitled to
my opinion none the less. My opinion and $1 is still
only worth $1.....
~~~~ }((((o ~~~~~~ }{{{{o ~~~~~~~ }(((((o