Tim S wrote:
Chris Bacon wrote:

Has "lost his department". Good. Will it affect the making of
any more stupid laws, I wonder.

That leaves John free to eat all the pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

Until they need to wheel him out for the Gateheads campaign come the general
election.

Rumour has it that when Tory is forced to resign, John will be moving
to the beanfest called the EU (aka: eat up.)

He has been in meetings most of the time since his removal from tea
break overseer. HP have decided to close UK production and increase
productionat its site in Holland. There are rumours that a well known
pork pie maker is also thinking of relocation.