Who is this guy and why can't he have an original thought?

On Mon, 17 Nov 2003 03:28:58 GMT, "Brian and Maryann"
wrote:

Sorry to repeat myself so soon , but oh well....


STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD OFF TOPIC REPLY FORM
(Check all boxes that apply)



Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie [X ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[X ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist [ ] Fed [X ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath
[X ] Unbearably self-righteous person


I took exception to your recent:

[ ] Email [X ] Post to rec.crafts.metalworking (Newsgroup)

It was (check all that apply):

[X ] Lame [X ] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[X ] Clueless [X ] Idiotic [ X] Brain-damaged
[X ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ X] Ignorant
[X ] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist
[X ] Boring [X ] Dumb [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
[X ] Loathsome [ X] Satanic [ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[X ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought
of which you may be capable.


Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

[ ] You posted what should have been emailed
[ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ X] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ X] You self-righteously impose your perverted beliefs on others
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ X] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted to way too many newsgroups
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ X] What you posted has been done before.
[ X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time.
[ ] You quoted an entire post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a follow-up to crossposted robot-generated SPAM
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ X] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ X] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig./alias is dreadful
[ X] You must have spent your life in a
skinner box to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each
line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters,
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[ X] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.


It is recommended that you:

[ X] Get a clue
[ X] Get a life
[ X] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ X] Never post again
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ X] stop reading Usenet news and get a life
[ ] stop sending Email and get a life
[ X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ X] Have your medication adjusted
[ X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ X] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up
[ X] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ X] consume excrement
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
[ X] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a
vague idea what you're doing


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ X] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] PLONK
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ X] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You're so clueless I didn't even fill-in this form.