In article ,
Wes Stewart wrote:

On Sat, 29 Apr 2006 22:14:10 -0400, Robatoy
wrote:

In article ,
"Toller" wrote:


How long does a bandsaw blade last?


'Bout the same length of time as a lollipop.

And that is because a canary is yellow and the Eiffel Tower is also made
out of steel.

Actually, it's made of iron, not steel.

Darn... I've been messin' with peoples' heads all these years?


From now on...iron it is.