"Enoch Root" wrote in message

I'm a wannabe.

You must be exuding something to draw them to you. Maybe you should
consider changing aftershaves, or taking a shower, or something?

Nah! It's my smart ass mouth and irresistible urge to poke trolls and
wannabe trolls that draws them in like moths to a flame. Of course, that
suggests that somewhere in my genes, there's a few lurking strands of troll
heritage trying to get out.