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from "Mary Fisher" contains these words:

What, ours? None, it's so you can see to put the key in the lock.

You can get these little torches which attatch to your key ring ... or
usethe one in your mobile ... or simply feel for the keyhole.

Ah - the wife can't really manage that. She needs two hands to get the
door open.

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Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.