m Ransley wrote:

And I suppose you like the smell of rotting berries on the ground and
tracking that red crap in the house where it stains everything, so what
is more important, not getting laid or a lousy tree that craps out
everything with berries that stink and stain everything red, cut the
nuisance down, you will have a happier wife.

Hmm,
We live next to wilderness park. Birds eat them off. Pheasants, all
kinds of wild birds, bunnies, also I like mullberry, LOL.