On 14 Apr 2006 16:20:08 GMT, Ian Stirling
wrote:

After examining your excellent new concrete works, discover that the
flex for the concrete mixer goes through them.

After accidentally vacuuming up a vital and unique screw, do not put
it in your holed shorts pocket after carefully going through the
dustbag in the garden.

Then having found the screw after ages spent on hands and knees in the
dirt, remember to put a new bag in the vacuum ready for use next time.

Also when throwing out the old bag and not replacing it with a new
one, remember to retain the bag holder for when it's needed a few
weeks later....

cheers,
Pete.