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from Mike Halmarack ... contains these words:

Yep, the ultimate use for the avocado bath. Fill it with carefully
removed swirly Artex and into the skip with the lot of it.:-)

Wrapped in Axminsteer carpet with cabbages on.

OK driver take my cabbages and Kings.

Sorry, mate. Dump's only licensed for shoes, ships and sealing wax.

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Skipweasel
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