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from Ian Stirling contains these words:

Ah, but now you have an excuse to call the fire brigade, who can get it
out with the jaws of life.

Don't joke. My cousin's a senior (well, was, he's retired now) fireman
in Kent. He reckons one of the hardest things to do is stop the crew
taking the tops off cars.

"He's trapped, skip, we'll have to cut him out"
"Really? Shall we ask him if he'd rather step out through the door in
the usual way?"
"Door's jammed, skip"
"Have you tried? After all, he's only rolled gently down a bank into a tree"

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Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.