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from Nigel Molesworth contains these words:

FiL has never done any work in my house. Tell a lie, he did take all
the taps to bits and regrease them. Thanks Pop.

I remember my uncle replacing a tap washer in the kitchen cold tap. He
decided that he couldn't be bothered to turn off the mains - after all,
the water couldn't come out /that/ fast, could it.

Luckily he did it in his own house.

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Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.