"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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In article ews.net,
Doctor Drivel wrote:
The counter staff pick up the latest information, miscommunicate it
and so it goes on.

An explanation

Should there have been a [snip] there somewhere, pet?

...this senile man he calls me pet
...of inverted gender he must be set
...he gives us info we don't need to know
...down our throats he rams it so

...instictively you will spy
...in newsgroups with DIY
...attempting wisdom this fool will try

...the info's so poor tis clearly true
...so how does this garbage affect you?

...well take no heed of babble and drool
...as this one is a confirmed fool

...he marches around in CAT boots of yellow
...this strange brain damaged sort of fellow

...misadvice he has lots to say
...so don't give this yellow booted half-wit the time of day