"Amelda" wrote in message
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Hi, I like many females love the aspect of owning lots of shoes! Shoes
to me are like cars to males, except I can never have enough. Although
after having this infatuation for many years, it seems I don't know
where to put them or how to organize them, so it makes it very hard for
me to easily access them. Does anyone have any suggestions on the best
way to organize your shoes?

You must organise them on your feet. The left on the left foot and make
sure the sticky out bit covers your toes. Ther right shoe, you can put on
your head.